Fans of Lord Vile and his Evil Empire.
How do I join?
Simple. If you want to join the ranks of his Henchmen welcome aboard! Simply call yourself a Henchman and check the website from time to time for news and special offers.
Is that it?
Essentially - yes. It would be awesome if you started wearing his emblem in public. We have some merch to sell you that can help you with that.
Isn't there more I can do to help the cause?
We like the way you think. Why yes! Most of Vile's fans and supporters are Henchmen but those who want to take a more active role can apply to become Agents.
How do I become an Agent?
Send an email to REDACTED with the title "Vile Victorious". Someone will respond with further instructions. Follow them carefully. One of our enemies is willful stupidity. Following directions is a prerequisite for service.
Agents are offered the opportunity to participate in Missions such as challenging a TV Superhero and distributing care packages to the homeless while in uniform. Agents also accompany Vile when he makes appearances. We have attended many Conventions and hosted movie premiers.
Will I be asked to break the law?
Never. Agents who are in jail are useless to Vile. You will also never be expected to do anything you aren't comfortable with which is why Missions are only carried out by volunteers.
What's this "uniform" business?
Anyone appearing with or on behalf of Lord Vile will be expected to wear his colors (black and red). Whenever possible they should also incorporate his emblem (usually on a patch or Tshirt) and wear goggles.
Why bother with any of this?
Two reasons. First - if you have the right kind of twisted sense of humor working for a Supervillain is a laugh. Missions and appearances can be a lot of fun. Second - Vile really does have it out for the bastards who have it out for us. He intends to fight back. His weapons are humor and subversion.
